How Old I Am

By Laurie Kolp

 Avon calling, Aqua-net old 
 Baby Jessica down the well, bright blue mascara old
 Candy stick cigarettes, cassette tapes old
 Dr. Scholls originals old
 Espadrilles & Sarsaparilla old
 Finger-lickin’-good, floppy discs old 
 Gang of Sugarhill rappin’ delight old
 Hooked-rug kits, Holly Hobby old
 It’s Not Nice to Fool Mother Nature chiffon old
 Jolt cola, 867-5309/Jenny old
 KISS, Keep-it-simple-stupid old
 Legg’s pantyhose, let’s do the time warp again old
 My Three Sons, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Beasley old
 Neighborhood of make-believe, not really that old
 Opie Taylor, OP shorts old
 Pinkie rings & shrinky-dinks old
 Quaaludes, Lucy-in-the-Sky-with-Diamonds old
 Roll-on lip gloss old
 Snap-On plastic rollers, Sunshine family, old
 Twiggy, tube-top rompers old
 USSR, Berlin wall kicked goes down old
 VHS/VCR be kind rewind old
 Walking with a Walkman, who-shot-JR old
 Yellow submarine old
 Zoom, Ziggy, Ze plane! Ze plane! old